お久しぶり〜！

ohisashibure ne~!

So today I was re-watching old episodes of Ya Sim Man Man and some dude sang an excerpt from Kim Jo Han's "Sorry My Love Is Late" and I'm totally in love with it. The chorus was sooooo beautiful, neeee~!

Failblog.org - my latest addiction

...And I managed to get my friends into it too~!!! :D:D:D:D

We're in criminal law right now and other than me, B and A have failblog.org open on one window too, teeheehee...

I was looking over their huge archives, however, and I found this:


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And then I didn't know whether to laugh or cry or despair over human kind.

Dollar Palace? Really? I mean, sure, if that's what you can afford. Sure. I don't look down on those less fortunate. Wal-Mart, even. Sure. But "I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart"?!?!?!?! [emphasis added]

I get it if you're going to be on Fifth Avenue New York, but REALLY?! REALLY?!?!?!?!?!

R - if you see this, I know you feel the same amount of despair as I do. T-T

Why I Will Never Attempt To Watch Another Thai Drama.

Rated R for language and violence.

Introduction: After watching half of "Love Beyond Frontiers" starring Golf & Mike (anyone remember them with Yamapi in KittyGYM???), I wanted to claw my eyes out, stab the bitches on the screen and gouge the portion of my memory out of my brain.

Thesis: Is it the bad acting or the bad script writing? One shall never know. And perhaps we never will know. All I know is that I couldn't stand to finish the first episode.

Evidence:

Part 3/4, Episode 1.

I don't think I need any more evidence than this:

Guy: My wallet's really lost. Have you seen it around here? Did someone take it?

Girl: ARE YOU CALLING ME A THIEF. WTF FUCK YOU NO ONE IN THIS BUILDING IS A THEIF A;SA;SDFKA;RO32RESFDICKXL;ZLZ.

._.

What. The. FUCK.



Never again. Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever again.

Letter to Kato Shigeaki, JE idol

Dear Kato Shigeaki,

I think you're pretty fail as an idol even though I think you're hot. You have a sexy voice. I think you'd look hot smoking across the table from me at a bar because you have big round eyes. I'm still not sure how I should think about you because, yeah, hot, but yeah, so much fail. ._."

The thing I just don't get about you - how the hell can you manage law school and a full time career as a JE pop star? You're not even a Junior anymore, you had your debut and you're in News! You have actual work to do! You go on tours! Actual tours! With your actual group! And you're in actual dramas! With actual stars like Ueto Aya even though I don't really like her! What the fuck, man! Way to go make the rest of the law students in this world look bad. And yes, I am talking about myself.

Not only are you an idol and a law student, but you also do stuff on the side. I've seen the fangirls talk about your essays in...uh. Magazines. And, stuff. And the reviews for your stage play were pretty good but, yeah, back to your essays. Deep stuff. Not that I can read them because my Japanese sucks but that's not the point. The point is, dearest Shige of so much fail...uh...the point is...is...

Somehow knowing that you're going through the same hell as I am makes law school that much better. Especially when I see pics of you like this:


Love from just one of your psycho fans,

chacha

P.S: If other lawyers looked as hot in a suit as you, I wouldn't have a problem with this profession. I hear a lot about hot young barristers, but I have yet to meet one :D


P.P.S: You're really hot :D

Why I Will Almost Certainly Be Going To Hell If There Is One: A Scientific Analysis

If you are deeply religious, this blog post will almost certainly offend you.

Almost certainly because there is probably not much that is absolutely certain. :D (Stephen Hall has taught me well!)

Let us begin.

Thesis: I will almost certainly be going to hell if there is one.

It is, of course, necessary to first define hell. I leave that to you and your own beliefs. If you are atheist like my brother, hell may be whatever abstract concept you like, or it could just be the names of those places in California and Michigan and Norway and Cayman Islands and - look up the rest in Wikipedia yourself.

Evidence: Meet Yamashita Shoon. Isn't he pretty? :D





Now look at him again~!! :D


Why hello thar~! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D Come to onee-chan, ne~! Onee-chan has candy for you~! :D:D:D:D:D

Supporting evidence: As of this writing, he is still 19; that is, not yet an adult according to Japanese law.

Conclusion: Yeah. Hell. :D

XD

Self-Respect what?

Last night instead of studying or doing any work I watched a couple of JE KAT-TUN concerts instead.

I have officially lost all respect for myself and my taste in music and men. :D

That being said, I feel as if they do put a lot of hard work and effort into their craft. Uh, 'craft', teehee (because, really, can you call being an idol your 'craft'??). When you can tap dance and juggle to the beat of your group member's beatboxing, that's...something. It certainly adds a whole new dimension to the term "tap-dancing monkey", doesn't it?

Edit: I just remembered. I thought KAT-TUN marketed themselves on being sexy and half-naked. Apparently not all the time.

Sleep

It's when you feel dead on your feet after going on a couple days of 4 hours of sleep and then totally refreshed after one night of 10 hours of sleep that you realise that you are Getting Old.